Silver Package

$85.00

Our base model security system. It leaves the safety of your loved ones, your home, and your assets to complete CHANCE! With this particular package, all you need is faith, trust, and a little fairy dust! One of our skilled technicians will promptly scatter fairy dust around all commonly breached entry points, and we will all hope for the best!

CONTENTS include:

  • Fairy dust
  • Currently NO Warranties available

INSTALLATION INCLUDED!

Obviously this is a joke (silver package). Please do not leave the safety of all that matters to CHANCE! Safety is a decision, you can’t make the wrong one with the other options available.

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